Jones's friend applies for position as letter-carrier. Jones. "Think yer got the persish?" His friend. "Got it? - no! The first question they axed me was how fur it was from London to Constantinopul; an' I told 'em if that was goin' to be the route, I'd give it up." : ein Bewerber, der bei der Prüfung vor der Civil Service Commission durchgefallen ist, unterhält sich mit einem Freund / C.G. Bush